Saturday, April 26, 2008

Broken Spatula

Why yes, Carol-lee
I believe it is about time. :)

Have you ever wondered if certain things are absolute, or just relative? For example, (and sorry about the example, it just happens to be the way I think about things like this :P) could you truly make the best fried egg that had ever been made? Is there even such a thing as the best fried egg ever? Or, is the quality of the fried egg relative to each person's opinion? Certain people prefer certain shapes, colours, and tastes, but does that effect the overall "ranking" of the egg? If you could actually make the best fried egg of all time, the odds would be astronomically tiny that you, out of everyone that ever fried an egg, made the best one. Obviously you would have no way of knowing it, but imagine if you could! That would be quite a feeling! But, I suspect it is in reality all relative. There are no set guidelines that eggs are qualified against, unfortunately.

If I did make the best fried egg ever, I definitely would not eat it myself, I would give it to someone. How amazing would it be to make someone a fried egg, and be able to say, here. Here is the best fried egg ever made in the universe. You had better enjoy this a lot.

5 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

i made a fried egg today. i don't know whether or not it was the best fried egg ever.

oh kyle, thanks for making my day.

Monday, April 28, 2008 1:46:00 p.m.  
Blogger Carol-Lee Joy said...

huzzah! thanks kyle:)

i have nothing to say. except that it would indeed be wonderful to be able to say that to someone if you had indeed made the best egg ever.


i haven't had eggs in a long time.

Monday, April 28, 2008 8:00:00 p.m.  
Blogger Kyle said...

you're welcome brittni
and carol-lee!

sorry brittni. it probably wasn't.

I love eggs. I think I will have eggs tomorrow!!

Monday, April 28, 2008 10:11:00 p.m.  
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Tuesday, April 29, 2008 8:45:00 p.m.  
Blogger Ben said...

I like eggs. The truth about the egg situation is that each person will have their own favourite fried egg, and they will (strangely enough) remember it for most of their life. My favourite was one that was on a sandwich that Ryan made for me, wonderful man that he is. It is super-important to understand that the best fried egg in the world is the one you like the best. It is impossible to escape from behind your own face, and if we understand this and accept it, we can live life with a lot more peace. So, tell your friends about your favourite fried egg, or favourite song, or your favourite experience, and tell them how it was the best one in the world. If you get a chance Kyle, read some Soren Kierkegaard.
Peace + Love, Ben.

Tuesday, April 29, 2008 8:46:00 p.m.  

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